“When the orders came to shelter in place, me and my roomies were not prepared. The only bulk food supply we had was Cool Ranch Doritos, so we’ve pretty much lived off those for as far back as I can remember. We even planted a few in the backyard, so I think with the spring harvest we’ll pull through. Did everyone else abandon clothes, or was that just us?”
You haven't truly lived until you've refilled one of those microwavable KD cups with noodles from the box because you can't afford a fucking bowl.
Thanks for sharing.