These are my Weiman friends. They've been sitting there patiently, unmoving and unloved, for the past two weeks as all their compatriots fly off the shelves in service of greater disinfection. I visit them whenever I buy groceries. Note: here in Ground Zero I have never not been able to buy groceries. There's some stuff I haven't been able to get: there have been no dry beans in weeks but canned beans are readily available. Way at the end there are whole organic chickens. We ate one. It was delicious. I would say that Ground Zero is wrapping their heads around "we've been told we're going to be sick for a while so we're stocking up" having moved through "BUY ALL THE CHARMIN" two weeks ago. 'cuz here's the thing: “Once they have more toilet paper, people aren’t going to poo more.”
