Tip: if your wine seltzer needs a little sprucing up, try some frozen pineapple instead of an ice cube!
(My response to the prompt) There's still a reward out for you, you know. Either you do exist, or no one cares enough that you don't to revoke it. Will you be a bet permanently on the books? But I should like to find you. I would grab you by your tail and quote Bible verses til you granted me three wishes at you, except I do not know that Book that well. Its stories, yes, fables, but no not its words to be exact. I would like to hunt you. Not much, not many the way you are like are taken for any serious teaspoon anymore, for sure, but just a little. Some pedestrians swear by Bigfoot, but oh, you dirty, Jersey Devil, I would whirl for you.