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user-inactivated  ·  1987 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Pubski: December 2, 2015

You need to take up smoking. Sure, it'll kill you, but you get to say "I need to be away from you fuckers for a while" without causing offense and ensure no one approaches you.

OftenBen  ·  1987 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Alternatively, get an ecig with an obnoxious fruit flavor and 0 nicotine.

Nobody wants to be around the pineapple-kiwi-strawberry fog machine.