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War  ·  3464 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: JOHN MCAFEE IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

If it wasn't already obvious. I, War, will be running for president in 2016. I promise national casual fridays, and pizza in every cafeteria across america (the good kind of pizza).





arguewithatree  ·  3464 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I want longer recess

War  ·  3464 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I will do my best to fight on capitol hill for longer recess, but my campaign is one of substance. I will not promise you something I cannot assure you of.

arguewithatree  ·  3464 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Ugh 5th grade is way lamer than I was promised

camarillobrillo  ·  3464 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I want Funday!

user-inactivated  ·  3464 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Will you make Tabasco Cheez-Its the official national snack?

War  ·  3464 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Yes, and I will outlaw the inferior "Cheese Nips."

user-inactivated  ·  3464 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Man these things were my fucking jam as a kid.

I think I'm gonna buy some tonight.

user-inactivated  ·  3464 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I mean, at this point you pretty much have to. They're about to become the national snack after all.