I was having dinner with my family and my brother in law, while playing with the kids, said, "piranhas love pretzels."
Thus, this children's poem was born:
Piranhas Love Pretzels
Piranhas love pretzels, it's their favorite food
I know what you're thinking...but really, it's true
There aren't many things that Piranhas will eat
They don't care for hot-dogs, salads, or sweets
They won't eat asparagus, jello or pie
They can't stand pizza and won't eat french fries
They don't like meatloof or strawberry jam
They can't stomach omelettes, even with toast and ham
They turn up their noses when offered fine wine
When given a turnip, they'd rather not dine
No, piranhas are picky, particular fishes
If you're cooking for one, then you have my best wishes
If you come well prepared, you will be successful
I'm telling you now, Piranhas LOVE PRETZELS!
FYI. If you are interested in a MUCH better poem for children, check this out: