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comment by tacocat
tacocat  ·  3599 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: 2014 winners of the Bulwer-Lytton Award for bad fictional first sentences

I entered this but didn't place:

    The clouds parted, the sun shone through the round opening in them and for an instant it was as if he were looking directly into God's anus.