A few personal favorites
- Jerry’s GF calls him bae. J:”How hard is it to say an extra b! Babe!” K:”No. It’s an acronym!” J:”How do you know that?” K:”How do you not?"
- George’s Facebook photo is used in online ads for penis enlargement. Kramer tries to pumpkin spice every food.
- Elaine responds to a 2 am text from an awful ex. J:”You never respond to a ‘U up?’ text! You’re writing checks your body’ll have to cash!"