puts legs up on footstool by fire. packs pipe (tobaccy, natch), lights, and begins puffing away. "Aye, yung caelum19, I did indeed wender here from afair, an' frem ferther t'an ye ken, perhaps. Aye, I'a spent me days in t'e depths o' tidder, 'n' afore dat I came from a place they called Digg. 'N' afore dat I spent me tame in de forums of eld, da t'ain't get nae updates nae more; t'was a place named Bash, y'see, n' but I blush t'admit I left a purple link or twain in Ebaum's Circus Werld, 'n' all'o dat." Translation: digg. _refugee_ crawled out of the trenches of digg and that's where the name comes from, haha. I agree with your assessments about replacements and "the next [blank];" that seems to be about what the problem is.
That was hillarious, you should do more old-story-telling-man impressions. The whole world should do more old-story-telling-man impressions. Old-story-telling-man should be the only way people speak. starts sharpening a stick while singing country music