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I've never read an Onion article about Biden or Kerry that didn't cheer me up and make me laugh.“At this point, I’m just looking for a dealer who won’t dick me over,” Biden added. “It’s tough finding a trustworthy metal theft ring. Some of the guys in this biz can be real pieces of shit.”
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user-inactivated · 3766 days ago · link ·
It just keeps getting better.Sources confirmed that until Biden can determine a more viable course of action, the vice president plans to stow his latest copper score in a rented storage unit outside Bethesda, which also houses his collection of vintage stag films and tanto knives.
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camarillobrillo · 3766 days ago · link ·
"Blaze can no longer be trusted. From now on, Joe flips coil solo."