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user-inactivated  ·  3766 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Biden Scores 800 Feet Of Copper Wire

    “At this point, I’m just looking for a dealer who won’t dick me over,” Biden added. “It’s tough finding a trustworthy metal theft ring. Some of the guys in this biz can be real pieces of shit.”

I've never read an Onion article about Biden or Kerry that didn't cheer me up and make me laugh.





OftenBen  ·  3766 days ago  ·  link  ·  
user-inactivated  ·  3766 days ago  ·  link  ·  

YES!

When I was in Model UN, I suggested we order a print of this and hang it in meetings whenever possible. Unfortunately, we couldn't.

I want to order a print and hang it in my bedroom. It's glorious.

I meant this picture:

user-inactivated  ·  3766 days ago  ·  link  ·  

    Sources confirmed that until Biden can determine a more viable course of action, the vice president plans to stow his latest copper score in a rented storage unit outside Bethesda, which also houses his collection of vintage stag films and tanto knives.

It just keeps getting better.

camarillobrillo  ·  3766 days ago  ·  link  ·  

    "Blaze can no longer be trusted. From now on, Joe flips coil solo."