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user-inactivated  ·  3725 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: What does human meat taste like? - The Independent




lil  ·  3725 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Thanks for the link. I missed that first time around.

Then there's cannibal jokes. It could be a separate post, but . . .

The original cannibal joke went like this.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

After hearing that, we went on and on generating new cannibal jokes. It's not too hard.

#1

Two cannibals are eating a software engineer.

One says to the other, "There's a bug in mine."

#2

What did the cannibal say while nibbling a young Belgian?

"Mmmmm Brussel sprout"

#3

One cannibal says to another, "That guy we just ate, must've been a jogger."

"Why," says the other cannibal.

"Gave me the runs."

#4

Two cannibals are eating a sprinter. One says, "I hate fast food."