I think you've been waiting for a chance to do something like this to me, since this made you chuckle. Obviously I set myself up for it:
("Clowns to left of me/ Jokers to the right") I guess no one in Hubskina has found something in their path. I guess too, "found" can be taken many ways. This reminds me of that wonderful opening to Dante's Inferno:
"Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita mi ritrovai per una selva oscura, ché la diritta via era smarrita."
In the middle of the journey of our lives
I found myself in a dark wood
Where the straight way was lost.
I've never read Dante's Inferno. Yeah I think you did set yourself up for it, but seriously though I found this - An awesome reference to 28 Days Later. The original quote is "REPENT! THE END IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NIGH!" The L4D2 addition is "There's no need for such language <something else I can't make out> I have to agree so much."