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comment by humanodon
humanodon  ·  3581 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Improv Class - Innuendo  ·  

Suggestion: pet stain remover



user-inactivated  ·  3581 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I like my men how I like my stain remover, intoxicating and willing to be massaged on the floor.

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Kaius  ·  3580 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I like my men like i like my pet stain remover. Powerful, intoxicating and willing to polish off my wet spot.

Jesus... What am i doing...

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humanodon  ·  3580 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Oh I know . . . it was a hell of a way to start the day. But hey! Now we can be mildly ashamed together!

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Kaius  ·  3580 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Or end the day, depending on your timezone. At least i did something to be proud of today :)

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mknod  ·  3581 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I like my men like I like my pet stain remover, instructing me to use on a "test area" before going all in

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mknod  ·  3581 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I like my men like I like my pet stain remover, unable to ever _really_ remove that urine smell.

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havires  ·  3571 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I like my women like I like my pet stain remover, unused and on a shelf under the sink.

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