Coffee. No, I never hated coffee, but it's now an important part of my morning.
(Hey, this is already turning into a 'kleinbl00 is officially old' post, let's just cap that shit, eh?)
So I used to have a saying: "Horses, hot tubs, sailboats and children are things I like my friends to have." The point being: they're all pretty awesome, but they require a lot of maintenance. My wife, back when she was just my girlfriend, objected on a couple levels - one, "children are not things"; two, she wasn't interested in her friends' kids, she wanted her own.
So here's the thing. The little hellion slept like ass last night, woke up in a shitty mood, and can name every relative in every picture but "daddy." She still thinks screeches are compelling, she tells you she needs to pee after she's soiled a diaper and 6am is PARTY TIME in this house.
She's pretty cool, though.