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smoorman1024 · 4023 days ago · link · · parent · post: 11% of Americans think 'HTML' is an STD

So my friends and I tried to come up with other Programming languages that sound like STDs.

Here are the best of them:

Hepatitis C++

PHPV

HerPERLes

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user-inactivated · 4023 days ago · link ·

Python is like the whimsical STD that European sailors thought they would get from mermaids