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Pascal, Einstein, and Newton are hanging out one day and decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein goes first, while Pascal runs off. Newton simply stands there, takes out a piece of chalk, and draws a mid-sized square around himself. Einstein finishes counting and turns around, "Newton?? I found you." "Ah!" Newton replies, "You found one Newton per square metre! You found Pascal."
blackfox026 · 3701 days ago · link ·
And the obligatory add on: Meanwhile, Heisenberg can be heard in the background running around while shouting his exact speed.