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rob05c  ·  3907 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: So a Photon walks into a hotel.

Pascal, Einstein, and Newton are hanging out one day and decide to play hide-and-seek.

Einstein goes first, while Pascal runs off. Newton simply stands there, takes out a piece of chalk, and draws a mid-sized square around himself.

Einstein finishes counting and turns around, "Newton?? I found you."

"Ah!" Newton replies, "You found one Newton per square metre! You found Pascal."





blackfox026  ·  3907 days ago  ·  link  ·  

And the obligatory add on:

Meanwhile, Heisenberg can be heard in the background running around while shouting his exact speed.