Some crappy photos, of my very relaxing vacation. Only sailed one day, we only had a few days with light enough winds. Had a couple days of gale-force winds (~65 knots), but the new tent did a great job. Swam in the ocean every day, took lots of naps, did a lot of reading, ate a lot of fresh seafood. Learned to play Settlers of Catan too. Good times.
That is a really cool looking tent. Looks like a beautiful place, I'm envious. We play Settlers of Catan with some friends a couple times a month. My friend Michael wins EVERY SINGLE TIME... until last night. Last night, I finally pulled out a victory. I had 8 points and hordes some brick and wood and in one turn managed to throw down enough road to have the longest one and won. -It was awesome. Did you enjoy learning the game? Think you'll play again?
From my wife's blogging about this trip : Friday Day 1 – After hooking up the boat, and making it through morning rush hour traffic, we hit the road and flew to Thames. After that, it got tricky. The hills are pretty steep and getting up them was a bit of a deal, but coming down was worse. I could smell the brakes on the really steep hills, as Brian tried to keep the speed controllable. It was white knuckles to Colville. From there, the road is no longer paved, and hugs the side of the mountains all the way to Port Jackson. Did I mention that it's a one lane road? Brian had to toot the horn on several blind curves, and we were glad he did, since it saved us being hit at least twice on the way there. After that last hairpin turn on the gravel we finally had Pt. Jackson in site, and I released my death grip on the armrest. We arrived at about 2pm, and checked in. We chose a site that was both isolated and in the middle of things. No immediate neighbours on any side, but close to the toilets and water source. The wind was blowing to beat the band. Erecting a tent in it was a joke, and not a very funny one. I was leaning against the canvas to hold it up, using my entire body weight, which is considerable. After much sweat and crankiness, we got it up and filled. Within minutes of getting the top on, we had visitors coming over for a peek. Most of them were English tourists. I was exhausted, and I can only imagine how tired Brian was after the harrowing ride up here, then erecting the tent in the wind, he must have lost a gallon in sweat. But because he is the best husband in the world, he offered to cook the steaks for dinner. After dinner we were all tired, and went to sleep as soon as it got dark. The winds kept at us all night long. Saturday -After incredibly high winds which whipped at the tent all night, the morning came up like a lamb. I got up at my usual crack of dawn time and went out for a walk. I walked half the length of the beach and back, then made breakfast for the boys: home fries and breakfast burritos . I cleaned up the dishes and then Josh, Brian and I spent most of the day reading, napping or swimming. The water was lovely and warm after 3 pm, when the sun had heated the beach, and the incoming tide hit the warm sand. We had sausages (made by Lesa's dad) for dinner. After dinner, Brian and I took a walk on the beach, and then we played a game of Jungle Jam, which I lost. We then started a game of Settlers of Catan, but couldn't figure out the rules, partially because we were all so tired. We turned off the solar powered fairy lights, and went to sleep listening to the sound of waves. Sunday - I woke up at the break of dawn again today. I walked the entire length of the beach and back, said “Hello Ladies” to the cows at the far end of the beach. No one was out but me. I felt like I owned it all. When I came back, Brian was awake and we had breakfast at our little picnic table overlooking the water. I once again realised how lucky I am. Whenever I want to remind myself, I try to remember that I'm doing what most people dream of; living on a South Pacific island, and this morning, I was eating Cheerios and bananas with cold milk overlooking a South Pacific island beach. The world well may be fucked with climate change, but for today, it is perfection, and with luck we will be sailing and catching fish later today. It's been a beautiful hot day. Josh has spent most of it in the water, while I painted my little medallions. Brian and I figured out how to play Settlers, and I won the first game. Still no way to get the boat down the beach and to top it off the car battery needs a jump start. I think I'll go for a walk in the water. Josh met a girl his age named Ayla and her younger sister, Storm. Josh and Ayla have become fast friends. They spend every free minute together, just talking or playing in the water. We got some help later in the arvo and were able to get the boat down to the water, and launched. I christened her with a bit of my own blood, which came from getting a finger almost taken off by the motor mount. It wasn't a huge cut but it bled like a sumbitch. We powered out into the bay and then attempted to get the sail up. While I was inside the cabin trying to help untie some knots holding the centreboard, we were bobbing up and down like corks. I felt something I haven't felt in decades...sea sick. I got out of the cabin as soon as possible and concentrated on the horizon, but it was too late. I fought the monster for another half hour while Brian erected the sail, but surrendered my coke float to Posiden eventually and spectacularly. Brian, usually the one in that position understood completely, and immediately offered to return to shore. I felt badly, but accepted. It was getting late and I felt like shit. We got back to shore and Brian called for Josh to come help hold the boat while he got the trailer. I trudged back up the beach and back to camp, washed my feet and promptly threw up again. By now, I was tired, dirty and really didn't care if the boat was on the trailer or upside down in the bay. I grabbed a shower bag, some clean clothes, and my shower kit and headed for the ablutions block. The water was lovely and hot, and by the time I was done, I felt much better. Brushing my teeth really helped. I went back to the tent and made a cup of tea, as Brian and Josh came up the launch ramp with Honey. Somehow, Brian wrangled another tow and got her back to our campsite before the storms which were due Mon, hit. Earlier in the afternoon, Brian and I had gone downto play in the water. I happened to notice that there were a lot of closed tuatuas in the sand (bubbles), so because the tide was just turning, I was able to get down into the sand and pull up handfuls of them. I sent Brian for a bucket and filled it with about a hundred of them (well below the limit) and rinsed them in cold water to help clear the sand, and then we went for our boat ride. After my restorative tea, I felt better and decided to make a tuatua chowder. So I sauteed some onions in butter, added some stock and cubed potatoes, then threw in the cleaned and scrubbed tuatuas to steam open and release their juices into the mix. I seasoned it a bit and when they opened, I removed them from the heat and carefully took out all the meat, and tossed the shells. I returned the whole lot to the stove and thickened it with a milk/flour mixture and cooked until I liked the texture. I like my own food, but DAYUM! This was good soup! I had a mugfull and I was full. We had about 4-5 servings left over, so Brian did a bit of a walk-around and offered it to anyone who had a container to take it away. Very shortly thereafter, one of our neighbours (Penelope) dropped by with a large bowl and carried it all away. She came by this morning to tell us how delicious it was. I felt gratified. I mean, how often do you get fresh homemade clam chowder on the beach when you're camping? Surely not often enough.Disconnected Part 1
Monday, Day 4 – Walking on the beach this morning before the rains hit, I noticed a shell next to the rocks, that looked like it might have potential. I pointed it out to Brian and asked him to pick it up since he was closer. He was a bit startled to discover that it still had an occupant. I was delighted, “It's a Conch!” Nature was delivering again! So I carried that heavy sucker the length of the beach and back, and how it's sitting in fresh water, clearing itself of sand and basically dying. Guess who might be having conch salad? And I get a trophy shell out of it, too. When we got back, I made breakfast, and then the rains came. We've spent most of the morning and early afternoon, reading inside the tent. Day 5 – Yesterday it rained off and on and at one point in the early afternoon, two guys from camp management came by and dropped off a high winds warning. They looked at our tent and said, “It's funny looking, but I reckon it will handle the winds okay. “ So we checked all our rigging and made sure everything was pulled well away from the walls. I started dinner a bit earlier than usual so that I'd have everything cooked, eaten and cleaned up before the bad winds hit. We had crumbed chicken tenders and creamed corn. One of the few things I made the Josh absolutely loves is chicken tenders. So dinner was the highlight for him. After dinner we pulled out he Settlers of Catan and played a rousing game which Brian eventually won, although Josh was very close at one point. We then played a couple hands of Jungle Jam and decided it was time for sleep. Josh was so distracted by the games that he didn't notice the storm raging all around us. We used the solar garden lights inside the tent door frame so that we could see where to open the door in the night. I don't know about anyone else, but I slept like a baby for the most part, howling winds be damned. This morning it's still raining with small breaks. We're expecting 65 knots in gusts with a steady 45 knots. The waves are massive (2 metres at least) and the tide is really high, right up to the boat ramp. Naturally, Josh wanted to swim. That thrillseeker gene shows up pretty early. I filled him full of oatmeal and sent him out to fight the ocean. He came in a bit later enthused about the waves and I decided that I'd go out with him on the next run. I took a beating for about 45 minutes, got sand pushed into places where no sand has gone before, and laughed myself silly. That thrillseeker gene doesn't really ever go away, I'm afraid. Finally I rode a wave all the way to the boat ramp and decided that I'd had enough. I got out of the water and went to the showers to remove about a kilo of sand from various locations on my person. I had to drag Josh in for lunch and eventually, dinner. The tent made it through the winds with not much more than a fine layer of sand which had been power-blown through the canvas. Wednesday, Day 6, I heard a little rain in the early hours of the morning but the rest of the day turned out beautifully. Brian and I took a walk at sunrise, and saw the sky turn to fire beneath the clouds as it rose behind a mountain. Because I expected a very low tide to match the very high tide from yesterday, I got up early. I was rewarded with a single scallop in one of the tide pools. I had it with my breakfast and it was delicious. It was clean up and restock day. After a hearty breakfast of sausages, eggs and toast, I washed the dishes then emptied the tent, swept the floor and aired all the beds and blankets. Then I washed all the dirty clothes and hung them out to dry on the boat rails and my little rope clothesline. Brian, meanwhile, went on a run to Colville to pick up bread and ice. The ice cream man hasn't braved the weather of the last two days, so no ice deliveries. I started the meat for the taquitos at about 2pm and let it simmer until about 6 pm. I took a nice dip in the ocean, and then read most of the afternoon before making the taquitos and some guacamole to go with them.
We treated ourselves to a half hour of television on Brian's laptop before bed tonight. Thursday Day 7 – Camp People. Last night, we met Chris. Chris is from Seattle. He and his wife Melissa, just got married in Thailand and are travelling around the world. They think New Zealand is the most beautiful place they've ever seen. This morning they broke camp and headed to Fletcher's Bay and then some other gorgeous spot in NZ. There are thousands of them to choose from. Most folks don't come and go that quickly, but if they arrive in a camper van then they don't stay in one place very long. If they set up a canvas tent, they're there for at least a few days. With a nylon tent, it's not always clear., but the larger the tent and the longer it takes to set up, the longer the stay. At our end of the campground (Pod 4) there are three long term campers other than us. One is a couple from Ngatea and their daughters, Ayla and Storm. Ayla is bigger than Josh but only 11 and Storm is 8 and capable of talking the leg off a table. She happily chatted to Chris while he did the dishes and yabbered at me while we gathered tuatuas the other day. They are back in the far corner, opposite from us. Holding the other beach front space are Josh and Matt and Penelope and Matt's wife whose name I never got, and their four kids (two kids each). Josh and Matty are blokey types who go out hunting and fishing all the time. They brought their scuba gear. Last night they gave us a couple of snapper after their day out. Brian gutted and smoked them (yes, we brought a smoker with us). This morning, Josh came by and asked to borrow the smoker. They're the ones who took our leftover chowder on Saturday. Nice folks. At the furthest spot down the beach is The Bus of Teens, a family travelling in a bus with about 3 teenagers and one or two younger kids. They kept mostly to themselves the whole time we were there. That's it for our end of camp, just 3 groups of long termers. This morning was “Bacon Plus” morning. Josh had bacon plus a Nutella sandwich. I had a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and Brian had bacon and a cup of Outward Bound. About noon the ice cream man showed up and we got some more ice, more bread, and I let Josh buy a litre of Coke. We all had an ice cream. I love ice cream at the beach more than anything. To me, it is the height of civilization after flush toilets and running water. So, as I ate my icea cream bar, looking out at the ocean and the waves crashing onto the sand not more than ten meters away, I was once again reminded of how lucky I am, and how far I have come. I won the genetic lottery and parleyed it into travelling and ended up on a South Pacific beach eating ice cream and watching the waves.Disconnected Part 2
Friday, Day 8 - Spent most of the day reading, napping and painting. Later in the afternoon, Josh from next door, dropped off some "mostly legal" sized paua (black abalone) and I made fritters out of them. Our Josh didn't want any so I ended up making bacon cheeseburgers as well. Earlier in the afternoon, Ayla came running up to the tent and said, "Your grandson is stuck on a pole!" She was laughing, so we didn't think he was impaled at that point. Brian stepped outside the tent, and looked, then said, "Get the camera." Seems that Josh, while wearing his cow onesie decided to play leapfrog with a large pole, and somehow managed to get the pole stuck all the way down his leg. So he was stuck upside down, on this big pole in a cow suit...commando. We released him, but not until taking photos. Saturday, Day 9- I spent the morning touching up Honey's paint job, then made bacon and pancakes for breakfast. In case you can't tell, it's my goal when camping to always be able to make bacon for any breakfast. I succeeded quite handily on this trip, actually bringing bacon back home. Last evening a heap of people moved into the empty spaces in our pod. One group was particularly loud, and I actually got out of bed and started to head to their tent to ask them to tone it down, but they shut up as soon as I came out of the tent. I should have thanked them. The sky was breathtaking. The Milky Way was clearly outlined across the sky and all the other stars and constellations were so huge, bright and clear. Orion and the Southern Cross were the most outstanding. I just stood there in the night chill, looking up at its glory for a few minutes before crawling back into my warm bed. How sad it would be if we were the only intelligent life in the universe to appreciate this beauty, then destroy ourselves. This morning, Matt and Josh went off at the crack of dawn and came back mid-morning with a 22 kg (45lbs) Kingfish. We took some photos of it . Josh dropped by with a couple of huge cuts from it later. Sunday, Day 10 - Yesterday afternoon, a day tripper on a motorcycle camped next to us. His name was Glen and he was from Mt. Eden by way of Manurewa, travelling alone. Josh and Matty had given us so much kingy that even with very generous portioning, I ended up with four slabs of fish out of one steak. So I cooked it all up in butter and white wine and gave Glen the 4th portion. I think he was pleased and surprised. If he hadn't gone off to watch the sunset from the cliffs, he might have scored a s'more for dessert. But our leftover s'mores went to the boys and their whanau, along with 1/3 of a bottle of Maker's Mark and some CornNuts. They all dropped by later for a drink and a chat and stayed until well after dark. It was good fun and I wished that we'd gone by their place earlier. Today, we break down, pack up and return to Auckland. I'd be happy to stay another week if I could, but real life beckons, nay demands, my presence, and my grandson needs to start high school. Fare well, Port Jackson, until we meet again.Disconnected Part 3 (final)