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insomniasexx  ·  3830 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Ask Hubski: What Was The Last Thing You Made? (Fresh Blood Edition!)

Is that an actual thing? I want more of this. I want posters and paintings like this in my farm mansion around my piggies and cows! Maybe it'll inspire said cows to get it on so I can finally see how they "mate"!!!!





humanodon  ·  3830 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Oh, cows mating is a bit grotesque and kind of boring once they get into it. Cows have wicked deep vaginas (thus the shoulder length glove for artificial insemination) and it shares a cavity with the anus, so poo has to be evacuated first.

I wish porno-painterly was an art thing. Maybe it is, but not as far as I'm aware. Study of the human form crosses genres, somewhat in the way that the human voice does for music. There are definitely artists that study it more than others though. If you ever have the chance to see Picasso's notebooks, they might be worth seeing. Obviously, he never thought that anyone would want to exhibit them, but it's fascinating (and weird) to see the pornographic shit that went through the man's mind.