it.. it's somehow got into my account to frame ME on the dummy profiles, but the thing also smoothly clicked down every beautiful, stainless steel and easy-to-clean NUNC. ergonomic power button on the network. But somehow it did so with my fingerprints, which wipe right off of the NUNC. easily, to restore that fresh chrome vibe! The phones are ringing off the hooks here right now. The people on the calls are all telling me: Every. Single. NUNC.. In. America. Is making coffee right now. Automatically. People are raving about how easy it is, and about how they want to drink more coffee pretty much right after they finish the coffee they're currently spilling down the front of their shirt, with NUNC.! I'm in total disbelief, obviously. It's going.. well. Welp. This was it! It started here. Or ended, maybe. UPDATE: Someone just delivered two Domino's medium pizzas (now only $8.99 each with purchase of NUNC.OIN$) after emerging up through a trap door FROM A BASEMENT THAT I DUG RIGHT BEFORE MAKING THIS POST