Dayum, dude. Long-ass time. For the record, this was the angry discussion between Steve and myself. It is clear that the angry party is me, not Steve, and it's worth an update. Of the two "drunks" in my life, one hasn't threatened my father with a knife for at least two years and still isn't dead, much to my annoyance. The other passed through a cohabitation, an engagement, a pregnancy, an abortion and a breakup before we discovered that it wasn't her first offense, it was her third... and that she was attempting to get my wife and I to perjure ourselves in court documents which could have led to my wife being unable to practice medicine. Never let it be said I have perfect emotional dispassion. Good on ya, Steve. Thanks for being the mature one.