all dags, no matter how shitty, benefit greatly from being burn'd until blackened and crunchy on the outside

it's always been my position that hot dogs are just shitty sausages that are also appealing in some ways by their nature as shitty sausages so it ent worth the effort of trying to like them if you don't

you're only allowed to care about one thing at a time and this example of religious overreach doesn't matter because it's gays and not whoever we're supposed to care about (little faggy atheists that are easier to relate to?)

it's a cynic's arms race and the sooner we can all get to the point where we don't care about anything the sooner we can go to the grave in peace

my dad loves leinenkugels

really makes you think eh

https://www.playboy.com/read/tula-first-transgender-in-playboy-1991

this interview is quite good and was linked from this article

they don't ring a bell for me but that doesn't mean much

i don't really drink anything except water other than maybe once every other week or so and my default special occasion drink is ginger ale and not beer

i'm easy to please

here i am in the great state of phallicornia, more specifically in santa barbara

there are mountains and an ocean and lovely weather

and also there are my two best friends that i've finally met in person for the first time and it's been complicated and wonderful and i'm feeling and experiencing complicated and wonderful things

i had starbucks coffee (2 shots of espresso and two packets of brown sugar) for the first time and it tasted burnt but also not too bad - maybe i like coffee now. espresso fixes the problem i have with coffee where i have a third-to-half of a cup and then can't finish the rest of it no matter the size of the cup because there's less bullshit in it, maybe, except for the bullshit i want in it

i don't know what espresso is

it seems like the general opinion is that everybody hates online dating, but what about online sex-finding? i have low standards - would it be worth making a tinder account or a grindr account? i've been seriously considering it for the last little while and shockingly i'm leaning towards yes - now that i don't hate myself as much i seem to have discovered that i'm quite comfortable with sex-type-stuff, which was a bit of a mindfuck to connect the dots on

i'm assuming y'all don't really want to hear about it but i would genuinely appreciate the advice although i can guess the general tenor of what it would be

bud and coors etc

i legitimately enjoy piss-beer and i feel targeted by all sides whenever i see discussions of alcohol on the internet

it just tastes like slightly alcoholic carbonated water and i like carbonated water

is this so wrong, world

keep your cummies to yourself

they do well alright on grindr

i feel like dating sites are a creek of cock in the sea of peen that is the internet and it's tough to succeed in an environment like that

the real problem here, as always, is women

you got them so pretty - what's the sauce made of?