Some seriously purple prose here but dayum it's like watching a gymnast:
- Some even believe Q composes these messages for their eager consumption and interpretation at Trump's direction, the amanuensis to an orange Nostradamus whose quatrains appear on the same image boards that feature bronie porn, hentai spank-bank material, and tween Neo-Nazi shitposter incels, instead of penned on parchment.
It's gonna amuse me to no end if QAnon turns out to be SomethingAwful stretching to the limits of their ambition. My own conspiracy, of course, is that it's the Russians messing about creating certainty where they need it and doubt where they don't; no one has adequately explained to me what the fuck Voronezh was about and not only did my newspaper run pictures of aliens on the front goddamn page but Maury Povich flew the A Current Affair crew out to look at a bunch of burnt haystacks.
LOL The writer is a republican strategist. And hey, I like the purpleness of the prose. NPR covered this bullshit yesterday. Reporter: Why do you believe this person? Rube: Trump shows he's aware of it in public statements after Q posts clues Reporter: Can you give an example? Every rube:...no... I hope whoever invented this is shitting himself in uncontrollable laughter right now
I really like this take on QAnon.While it's almost impossible to prove who started QAnon, there is some evidence that it was meant to be a prank all along. And more importantly, it's looking more and more likely that QAnon is actually a prank by leftists or anarchists to make the far-right look deranged.
Oh wow. I hadn't heard of Luther Blissett but fuckin' hell if that doesn't read exactly like SomethingAwful. ....wait... what if SomethingAwful were FSB all along...! Apropos of nothing, my father has a Q clearance. He did radiation monitoring. My landlord had a Q clearance. He did theoretical physics. My boss had a Q clearance. She did HR for X Division. My grandmother had a Q clearance. She was a telephone switchboard operator in the '60s. I was there one day when the FBI came to interview her about giving a woman she babysat as a girl a Q clearance because she was going to be maintaining the van fleet. I myself do not have a Q clearance because I got the hell out of town but I got an ex-girlfriend and a couple buddies with Q clearances. You don't need to be Ethan Hunt you just need to not be Anwar al-Awlaki. Also, I now want an armored car. I've been wasting my life looking at ex-Warsaw Pact APCs when perfectly good American-made SWAT vehicles are available to me. Thanks, citizen!
Things got even more intense a week after the Tucson incident, when Matthew P. Wright (above right) was arrested after he drove an armored vehicle onto a bridge spanning the Hoover Dam and blocked traffic to demand the government "release the OIG report," a call spouted by QAnon believers.