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user-inactivated  ·  2499 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Pubski: June 21, 2017

If you type "Hubski" into DuckDuckGo, this bounces back . . .

    Safe search blocked some results for hubski.

If you allow the result to appear, the site description reads as . . .

    It features 馃挃, 馃崟, and Hubski's own 馃尞馃惐. yellowoftops 3. weewooweewoo. lit.cat 路 #morefuckinglitcat 路 #goodlongread 路 The opioid epidemic is way the fuck worse than you thought. b_b 1. kleinbl00. nytimes.com 路 #thehumancondition 路 #dataisbeautiful 路

weewooweewoo and kleinbl00 have potty mouths. Then again, so do I from time to time. We should have a day where every single headline in global has at least one F-Bomb.

I woke up today feeling very ill. The only reason I got out of bed was to get some coffee. I think I'm gonna stay home today, in bed, cuddling the dog in the dark. Maybe I'll draw later if I feel better. Maybe I'll go to the art museum and wander around if I feel much better.

Speaking of my dog, she rolled in something foul yesterday, like dogs do, so I had to give her a bath, like good dog owners do. She's been finding foul spots to roll in more and more frequently lately. I was joking about this with my mother the other day and she told me about one of my childhood dogs. This dog was a small, dainty, girly thing who wasn't always well behaved, but was generally a stereotypical dainty girl dog. Apparently I'm remembering things wrong though, because my mother told me she used to escape all the time and go to the neighbor's yard to roll in used motor oil. ALL THE TIME. I was shocked. I never knew and I never could imagine. But then again, I shouldn't be surprised, cause dogs are dogs.

. . . thinking about writing a letter to the local township to have them consider installing sidewalks on some of the main roads. More and more I'm seeing pedestrians walking about in areas with high traffic, blind turns, etc., and I'm kind of thinking it's time we accommodate them. Then again, I don't want to be the guy responsible for taxes being raised. People around here love to gripe about taxes being raised.





weewooweewoo  ·  2499 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I gotta admit it, F bombs are clickbait to me.

user-inactivated  ·  2499 days ago  ·  link  ·  

"The Cabal of Eight Pt.21: Blood Fucking Red"

"Canada police investigate theft of fucking mummified human toe served in drinks "

"Why The Fuck Is China Snatching Up Australian Farmland?"

"TIH: JUne 21, 1732- Fucking Johann Christoph Freidrich Bach is born"

There needs to be a Firefox extension for this.

user-inactivated  ·  2498 days ago  ·  link  ·  

why the fuck am i wasting time doing this i have philosophy exam tomorrow

A.S. Don't copy anything from here. Formatting screws up the code.

Go to the page where you'd like to see the replacement.

Open console (or web inspector or whatever).

Copy the following string.

  var choices = ["the fuck", "in the fuck", "in the name of Jesus Fucking Christ"];

Paste the string into the console. Press Enter.

Copy the following string.

  document.querySelector('body').innerText = document.querySelector('body').innerText.replace(/[w
    W]hy/g, function (match) { return match " " choices[Math.floor(Math.random() choices.length)] });

Paste the string into the console. Press Enter.

You should now see the replacement at work.

It's crude and the changes are temporary, but this should amuse you for a couple of minutes with various websites. The above function will return a different choice for replacement every time. To keep the same choice, copy/paste/Enter the following two strings separately instead:

  var choiceIndex = Math.floor(Math.random()  choices.length);

and

  document.querySelector('body').innerText = document.querySelector('body').innerText.replace(/[wW]hy/g, function (match) { return match  " "  choices[choiceIndex] });

EDIT: Fuck. mk, check this out. I thought the two-space prefix was supposed to make it a <code>/<pre>.

user-inactivated  ·  2499 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Heartbreak, pizza and Hubski's special two squares.

Don't know about heartbreak, haven't had any Hubski pizza and know no Hubskier who is a cop.

Lying-ass description.

user-inactivated  ·  2499 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Those are headlines ripped from Global.

user-inactivated  ·  2499 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Oh liiitcaaat. I see.

I'd love me some Hubski pizza.