You've earned an ignore. Sorry, but this website is for people who care about thoughtful discussions. Keep the trolling on reddit and 4chan.
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This is your first warning. There is no need to be openly hostile towards a fellow hubskineer. We are a better site than this.
Speaking of thoughtful discussions, I saw this really funny rage comic today about the friendzone that really made me relate to the OP. We need to find a way to bring in-line rage comics over to Hubski as well.
Clearly having this become popular would bemefit this place, amirite?