Look at this sexy mother fucker. All copper and brown and shit, simultaneously earthy and drab yet so crisp and bright.

Take a gander at this wispy little guy. So small, so delicate, yet hardy enough to endure for probably countless generations. Look at him shine, like a rare Pokemon.

Check out this lady's man. He knows what the women want. Flowers and glamor shots. To quote Wikimedia, "This is a featured picture on Wikimedia Commons and is considered one of the finest images." You're damn right. A fellow as handsome as that will make any picture look good.

Sneak a peek at this sneaky little fellow. Coming out of the shadows, just enough for you to see, but like the tease he is, keeping his blue tail hidden.

Gaze upon this magnificent man, throwing his weight around like the king he knows he is. Don't say he's not in shape. Round is a shape, and one of the most beautiful ones out there.

Look at this fella. You think he cares about the gnats resting on him? Nah. He doesn't let the world get to him, he's the embodiment of stoic.

Take a gander at this guy. It's hot as hell in the mid-day sun, but he's as cool as the other side of the pillow. All the ladies love him. The world could learn a thing or two from him.

This sassy little guy knows he's the shit. He doesn't need any fancy colors or nifty gimmicks to get what he wants. He's all personality.

Stare into the eyes of this beast, and wonder. Could any of us ever aspire to be as awesome as any of these guys?