Oh man. When I was a little kid (~5 years) I had the best idea in the world... THE QUADRATANK! This baby was 4 steel cannons of pure freedom on treads. Did they all face the front? Fuck no. They were pointed in a cross. Because you never know when you'll get surrounded by enemy tanks and have to kill 4 of them at the same time. Of course they'll be at those exact angles! My little heart swelled with so much pride that I actually mailed my idea, complete with a sweet drawing, to the US Army. Never did hear back though, so they must have their black ops guys working on it, deep in some top secret bunker. Any day now...
They only want to whip out the Quadratank when the shit really hits the fan. One day, you'll see...
God help us if we ever have to deploy such a destructive weapon.