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rooter · 3516 days ago · link · · parent · post: Hubski, tell me a story, joke or parable that you love from your religion or culture.
This is one of my favorite jokes, I think my (Jewish) mother told it to me first.
A Catholic priest, an Imam, and a Jewish rabbi are all talking to each other. All 3 of the men have had problems with rats at their place of worship, and they're discussing how they've dealt with them. The priest says, "I caught them, put them in a box, and dropped them off ten miles away- but they still came back!" The Imam says, "I caught them, put them in a box, and dropped them off fifty miles away- but they still keep coming back!" The Rabbi says, "I gave each rat a Bar Mitzvah, and they haven't come back since!"