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comment by Meriadoc
Meriadoc  ·  3488 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: 2014 winners of the Bulwer-Lytton Award for bad fictional first sentences

JESUS CHRIST.

This one got me the best. It mixes so many things at one that I can't even pick my favorite part. This is a masterpiece of crap.