Good ideas and conversation. No ads, no tracking. Login or Take a Tour!
insomniasexx · 3506 days ago · link · · parent · post: If you could teach a balloon to fish, you would have an easy food source.
I think the ultimate plan with those balloons is to give them Internet. Then we have have Internet connected humans via said Internet balloons. Then something remarkable happens. Not sure what. I mean we can track and gather data on them. And data is valuable. So. Yeah. Fuck your fish, paps and stop stealing all the balloons for non-internet purposes. While we're here, since when did the Internet become a basic human right? The Internet didn't exist^ a decade ago. I don't understand how something we have literally lived 99.99999% of our existence without, is a human right. ^in its current form.