All I could get out of this was: holy crap, their last name is really Glock? This whole thing is ridiculous, though.
You'll never believe what Horace Smith and Daniel B. Wesson did for a living...
Those are such boring names for guns. I would not name a gun I invented after my last name. I would go with something cool, like THE ELIMINATOR, or HULL-PUNCHER. But I'm bad at naming things, or at least very obvious. You can tell just looking at my Pokemon. Pikachu? Oh, his name's Bolt. Charmander? Totally naming him Ember (which is an actual attack that he uses. Ember used ember...). My Pidgey will be Gust...and so on and so forth.
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