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Tapped this out on my iPad today while I was supposed to be working. It's rough but it gave me a laugh. Self amusement is the most important survival skill, after all.
Let us give thanks!
To the god of the Jews and of Constantine, thanks for keeping the language clean.
And to the gods of the Sodomites, we appreciate the earthly delights.
To the gods of Egypt, the bygone era, thanks for inventing black mascara.
To the gods of Japan I say, thanks for inspiring the anime.
To the gods of the Jamaicans, thanks for all the wake and bakin's.
To the gods of all the American Natives, apologies are owed, and quite belated.
And finally, here's to good old Dionysus, thanks for actually being useful in a crisis.
Cheers.