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comment by pseydtonne
pseydtonne  ·  3728 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: The Awful Reign of the Red Delicious

I used to work with a guy that played up his machismo for fun. One day I had two Pink Lady apples on me and offered him one. He replied:

"I won't eat an apple. I'm a man."

I didn't even get to the Pink Lady part. I pulled out a dry-eraser marker and his phrase went to the top of my board.