It was me. I didn't replace the comma with a semi-colon following the woff src: when I was trimming fat. woff should work for everyone now, even IE. It might be a shortcoming, but I hate having big old files for edge cases. svg files are often 5x as large as woff.
http://caniuse.com/#feat=woff So no IE8, Android Browsers except for the very current one which no one has (fucking android). That's semi-acceptable. The Android hurts though. It's going to be a good 2-3 years before a majority of people are on 4.4+.
We could have heavy fallback on the font-familiy: rather than the font type themselves. What fonts are installs on Android? Hm...There are only 3 fonts available as part of android; normal (Droid Sans), serif (Droid Serif), and monospace (Droid Sans Mono).