dammit indeed. Since you can't make it there this time, I'll tell you what it is. You enter at ground level and there's a regular bar. To your left is a winding staircase. You go down, down, down, down, down, winding and winding deep into the Paris underground. Suddenly it opens up into the big hall of a cavern. You can see that it goes back further into smaller caves. To the left of the staircase, is the stage with WHOEVER IS PLAYING -- they will be unbelievable. If it's 10 or 11 at night, everyone is up and dancing. and everyone else is packed in at the walls. If BLOB_CASTLE ever gets to Paris, he would love it. Here's what it looks like on the surface and here's what it looks like down the long staircase. During the French Revolution Marat and Robespierre hung out there, but I doubt they were dancing. You'll be back. Have a safe trip home.