Maybe just fuck off.
I buy fresh beans, I grind them before I add water, and I drink it black. Up here it costs me $9 a pound. In LA I pay as little as $3 a pound.
I just spent 12 weeks commuting with a thermos full of coffee because you know what? Sitting there doing student shit with coffee makes me feel like an adult rather than a child. It's a ritual and a comfort that doesn't touch any of these points in any places and the hatorade is entirely uncalled for - coffee is a victimless crime if ever there was one and it's not like my vape smoke is washing over everyone else in traffic.