She was my most-recent ex-girlfriend's ex-best-friend, she was a dead ringer for Shannon Elizabeth, and she'd grown really, really close over email as I helped her get over ex-husband #3.
I had just started dating my wife about a week previously or things might have gone very differently. It's entirely possible she fucked up my recording in a passive-aggressive sort of way. I mean, I was the first person she asked her dad to add to his prison visitation list.
Shades of Say Anything.