Don't I know it. Fortunately this was a "grab the front so hard that you pivot on it and sort of endo around the car" collision, unlike the time the AT&T van tried to smear me across an on-ramp. FUN FACT: the guy driving the AT&T van was legitimately chagrined and apologetic.
I remember your buddy Michael Bryant. I remember how scandalous that was, back in the era before Rob Ford.