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PancakeSmuggler  ·  3217 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Lame Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

Why did the ocean get arrested? Because it beat up on the shore.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Cuz then they'd be baygulls ;).

What did the cowboy say when he fell off his horse? Ouch.

I may think of more later, back to work I go...