There once was a man
with a dog as a pet
The damn thing snored
and couldn't get wet When the man went to bed
his room in the shed
The dog would complain
That it wasn't being fed So it ran into the night
And it ran a red light
and it ran into downtown
and broke up a fight When it came back
The man had a snack
A peanut on some bread
and a lump of blu-tack The next day day dawned
dwindle on the dog
He stretched and he yawned
and he nibbled a pog How could he eat
such lacklustre morsels
He took a seat
And looked at some dorsals Then he went for
a wonder about
What a score!
He happened upon a trout As he munched it down
and slurped into his belly
The man just frowned
and was sick on his telly