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thenewgreen · 3600 days ago · link · · parent · post: 2014 winners of the Bulwer-Lytton Award for bad fictional first sentences
This is fun. This should spur a writing prompt to make the worst fictional first sentences. lil -What do you think? Could be funSix months old, and already their love had picked up memories like lint, which, now that Maddie thought about it, was appropriate, since she and Brian met at the laundromat, when Maddie found herself hampered by a stubborn washing machine coin slot, but then snickered at the thought of being “hampered” while doing laundry, and then found herself explaining her snicker to the nearest laundromat patron, who turned out to be Brian and who, better yet, turned out to have a sense of humor even, well, dryer than her own. — Kirsten Wilson, Superior, CO