a thoughtful web.
Good ideas and conversation. No ads, no tracking.   Login or Take a Tour!
comment

He sees you when you're sleeping

He knows when you're awake

He knows if you've been bad or good

So be good for goodness sake

You better watch out, you better not cry

You better not pout, I'm telling you why

The Elf on the Shelf, if anything, normalizes the dystopic surveillance state first conceived in 1934. Santa Claus is the all-seeing, all-knowing, omnipotent power that children are warned about. I mean, shit - if you touch the elf you break his magic. Santa Claus, meanwhile, is an irresistible force capable of ruining your holidays.