kleinbl00 is a pretentious asshole, said with all affection and with the thought that he would agree with me. He also happens to be extremely intelligent, discerning, and a good writer. Such a good writer, in fact, that he considers it a disservice to non-writers not to write. (The crush, I feel it growing.) He is blunt and doesn't pull his punches even if he likes you - probably especially if he likes you. He also has a ton of interesting life stories to tell and a very good analytical mind. His perspective is usually insightful and always - to me - interesting. So if that sounds good to you, crush away. I advise comment-stalking. He was big on Reddit for the longest time; I think you are an ex-Redditor and so it surprises me you haven't heard of him, but then again I spent far too much time on Reddit while I was there.