No, but you are saying bugshit things like "its a basically open and shut case that the president raped kids as part of an Israeli kompromat farm." Donald Trump owned the Miss Teen USA Pageant and walked into the dressing rooms on the regular. Howard Stern asked him if he wanted to have sex with his own daughter and he didn't say no.

'member the pee pee tape? 'member how liberals were certain it existed, certain it was being hidden, certain it would be Donald Trump's downfall despite the number of voters Trump had after "grab 'em by the pussy?" I knew two different sound supervisors on The Apprentice, one white, one black. The white one didn't really want anyone to know he was a Republican so he was very careful not to talk politics but the black one pointed out that even if Donald Trump had said the n-word on tape somewhere, what on earth made everyone think it would make a difference?

If there's one thing Jeffrey Epstein's birthday book proves, it's that nobody gave a shit. Nobody was embarrassed. Who has suffered real consequences for being associated with Epstein? Virginia Guiffre named Prince Andrew, Thomas Pritzker, Marvin Minsky, Alan Dershowitz and Bill Richardson. Are you telling me that Bill Clinton was somehow a part of that operation and nobody came forward to name him? The guy like five women have accused? How is it that the highest-profile blowback from all this was the ex-Sarah Ferguson?

Do I think Jeffrey Epstein taped his friends? Absolutely. Do I think he leaned on them and threatened to expose them? I'm sure he did. How has any of it benefitted Israel? I mean the dude was tight with Adnan Khashoggi and facilitated Iran-Contra. "your blowjob is on my VHS tape" is pretty small potatoes compared to Ollie North shit.

This is my point: Jeffrey Epstein was a powerful scumbag who didn't do nearly enough time for being a powerful scumbag because he's a powerful scumbag. There's plenty of Mossad shit to freak out about why focus on the scumbaggery? Kennedy had a number of lovers in office, that doesn't mean he took the office to get more lovers.

There's this whole idea that 911 was an inside job because there are unanswered questions around bin Laden. A scholarly investigation into bin Laden illustrates that there's an Osama-shaped hole in the CIA's documents at the time and the fact of the matter is, if bin Laden wasn't on the payroll up until Khobar Towers the CIA was remiss. And there's this idea that the Kennedy assassination was some big shadowy conspiracy when the fact of the matter is, the FBI should have had better tabs on Lee Harvey Oswald but they suck much harder at their jobs than they want the world to know. There should have been a lot more scrutiny on Jeffrey Epstein and all the greasy shit he got up to but there wasn't and everyone responsible would like you to stop looking but that doesn't mean the whole dumb thing is somehow Israel's fault.

Try this on for size:

November 15, 2004 - Donald Trump gets in a bidding war with Jeffrey Epstein over a property formerly owned by Les Wexner, Jeffrey Epstein's biggest client and the proximate source of most of his wealth

March 5, 2005: Jeffrey Epstein investigation begins

Now - one way you could look at that is that Donald Trump retaliated against Jeffrey Epstein for driving up the price of real estate. Except there were more than two bidders, and Epstein didn't come in second. Another way to look at it is Alexander Acosta slipped Trump a note saying his buddy was under investigation for diddling little girls and Trump distanced himself immediately while Acosta rode that gravy train to Labor Secretary. The investigation never advanced far enough to ensnare anyone else because fuckin' hell it would have ensnared a lot of people, including Trump. Why did Donald Trump have a falling out with Jeffrey Epstein? Over a semi-competitive bid at a foreclosure auction or because Epstein was barely managing to contain a wildfire?

And does any of that require Israelis? Because if the Israelis are involved why didn't they just whack Epstein in 2005? They probably killed Robert Maxwell. They definitely killed Gerald Bull. Are they crafty or incompetent?

Or are they uninvolved?