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kleinbl00  ·  1597 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Pubski: December 4, 2019

I had a buddy who went through two Amigos; we were in the unique position of pitching a Vehicross ad to Isuzu in 1999 and came up with an idea blending a bunch of Road Warrior mofos and Joe Isuzu with the tagline "what's your Y2K solution?"

They passed.

Ever driven a Vehicross? They were sloppy like a truck but cramped like a sports car. I made a serious run at buying one in '02 but it doesn't take long to recognize that they've got the brakes and rolling stock from an Amigo with a really big turbo. They also have a lot of tupperware that bleaches real nice to the point where it looks like a car wearing an apron. It also doesn't take long to realize why the Japanese put a rear-view camera in it (which wasn't DOT legal); the rear-view mirror gives you a great view of the sky overhead and absolutely nothing shorter than an 18-wheeler.

Still, I run past one two or three times a week. They're... interesting.

It was designed by Shiro Nakamura, who went on to make pretty much everything at Nissan from '05 to now, including the Juke.





goobster  ·  1596 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I still have - and will always have - an inexplicable and undying love for the Juke.

It's my kind of weird.

kleinbl00  ·  1596 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I almost wrapped my head around one. There were two problems for me:

1) Between the turbo and the CVT, it feels like a driving simulation, not a car. The connection between inputs and vehicular responses feels a lot like flying a Predator UAV over satellite link.

2) The fact that it's a Versa with a tall body means that it isn't particularly off-road-able, which, for a car that's gonna front like that, is a damn shame. I recognize that 99% of all things with AWD will never so much as see dirt but I really think that if Nissan did a version of the Juke that had some modifiable suspension bits they would have captured a whole bunch of the PunisherPants market. Examples exist but they're so much work.

goobster  ·  1596 days ago  ·  link  ·  

So it really is another PT Cruiser...

Bummer. I'd hoped there was "more" underneath. So that Nismo could do something amazing and make an Abarth-Fiat-esque modification to the basic Juke... for... I dunno... the Baja 1000, or something! :-)

ilex  ·  1596 days ago  ·  link  ·  

The turbo versions are pretty fun to zip around in!

user-inactivated  ·  1596 days ago  ·  link  ·  

    Ever driven a Vehicross? They were sloppy like a truck but cramped like a sports car.

No. But I can imagine, even with sportier suspension, it would still drive like a truck. I think I'll always be more inclined to like cars, especially performance cars, but I gotta say, there are some compact SUVs that I like, at least visually. The Kia Niro and Toyota CHR come to mind, but I think if I went from driving the FR-S daily to one of those daily, I'd be pretty disappointed in the handling.

kleinbl00  ·  1596 days ago  ·  link  ·  

The CH-R with 6 cylinders and AWD would have been a car.

I guess it makes sense that the highest-performance vehicles available are all electric; after all, you get that kick off the line for free. But I really wish the rest of the market hadn't capitulated so heavily.

user-inactivated  ·  1596 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I remember the day Toyota released the specs for the car and feeling really let down. To give something as aggressively styled as that car such weak engine options, I kind of felt like what some people probably felt like during the malaise era.

kleinbl00  ·  1596 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Right there with ya, buddy. I went to the LA auto show filled with optimism and the car was just... meh.