Oh God. Glendale is the mutated caricature dark side of Armenia. It's like a copy-paste of Yerevan but the file got corrupted.
It's still fuckin' awesome tho. Given the choice between dark-timeline Armenia or Gold Master hipster Silverlake, I'll take Glendale every time.
Yes, well, I can put aside the pride-uninspiring nature of the city given it's probably bomb food and hilarious individuals.
And I can put aside your whipsaw pivot from ethnic inclusion to ethnic elitism. ;-)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenian_Americans#Geographic_distribution