Can we get some Trumponomics erotic fan fiction? “Wait..”, she whispered. “What will people say?” “The Liddle American public will know NOTHING! They only follow my actions on Twitter (which are tremendous, I can assure you),” he assured her. She giggled like a child. “Actually, I am a child,” she reminded him, recoiling slightly. He shook his head. “Baby, this is Russia, and everyone’s paid off for the next two hours. Now are you gonna give it up or NOT, because erecting Trump Tower, it ain’t a walk in the park anymore, here.”He ravenously peeled off her Dodd-Frank, knowing the riches that lay beneath. He didn’t just want some of them; He wanted them all.
I would follow this Twitter feed, for the same reason I follow Kim Kierkegaardashian ("Glosses & shimmering powders are calculated to make life as grandiose as possible in order to keep it from being eclipsed by death") and Conan the Sysadmin ("#HPKP is a dangerously powerful incantation.")