Awwww you beat me to it. They are seriously fucking around so hard right now it's killing me. I got the new Macbook Pro with touchbar. 90% of the time I use my keyboard - you know - one with real fucking keys instead of little touch shits? But when I have to use my keyboard on the computer I am literally pounding the fuck away like theres 8 years of dust and grime underneath these shitty little pads and I can't push down hard enough for it to realize I'm typing letters. The `T` and the left-shift are the worst. My pinky is seriously gaining muscle strength. Kevin is looking at new computers and it's all a joke. The pricing is terrible, what you get is terrible, you can't update anything anymore and it's terrible. This marketing is ripe for the taking. Someone do something with it. please.
In my dreams, Adobe buys Avid and ports Creative Cloud to Linux. I'll say this - all these dilettantes bitching about Windows 10? They're clearly used to being able to fix their shitty operating system rather than being stuck with all aspects of it. Windows is definitely a paleolithic operating system but at least it isn't a dick to you because it can be.