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I would hate this house.
<Walks into kitchen.> "Dammit I forgot my sunglasses." <Walks to bedroom> "Shit. That's right, I left them in the pool room." <Walks to pool room.> "Why they hell am I in the pool room?" <Walks to kitchen.> "Arrrrgggghhh!!"
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I picture yelling over the intercom to my house staff:
"One fucking thousand dollars to the person that can find my green flip-flops!!! I'm in the... what is this room anyway?! Is this a study? Wait, I have a mounted moose head?! I don't want that. Dammit. I'm in the moose head room. Green flip-flops to the moose head room."