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kleinbl00  ·  2751 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Pubski: October 12, 2016

My roommate weighs 350 lbs. He eats a lot of burger king. 'sokay though 'cuz he eats zero calorie salad dressing. But his business takes a while and he's got his phone so he'll be on the can for 45 minutes to an hour. And then he gets up and his ass is numb and his leg is asleep so he stumbles.

And that's why the toilet is broken off the flange. It leaks. Onto the floor.

And that's why the towel bar is broken off the wall.

And that's why the couch is broken.

And that's why the end tables are broken.

He went on vacation during the summer. My other roommate literally threw away his sheets and pillows and bought replacements. They were beyond laundry.