I drive a 2013 Chevy Spark that doubles as storage for trash and my belongings. I like it. It'll probably be a joke like the Cobalt and Cavalier in a few years when they start falling apart but I haven't had any real problems with it.
Vintage Apple sticker. Maybe makes me seem less like a douchebag than people with white ones.
Trash goes in but it doesn't come out. My car is a black hole. Manual transmission. Infotainment system with Bluetooth, touchscreen and USB port.
"Size Matters" badge so rednecks in diesel trucks make sure to pass me whilst butthurt. There's also a Sinestro Corp sticker on there. Comics fans'll get it.
Tiny trunk.
Back seat. Got two lamps I built in there, multiple paintings that never made it out after I moved, clean clothes, a mirror and my college diploma. I effectively made my sedan a one seater.
kleinbl00 Let's see that Dodge Stealth.